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It’s the one week anniversary, and I remember exactly where I was when I first became aware of Chris Brogan’s day rate… like it was yesterday. Calculating that number had a profound impact on one of my Facebook status updates and I even considered blogging about it.
Seriously?
It’s just a number, and it’s really none of our business anyway… I’ve hung out with and personally man-hugged Chris on more than one occasion. So I decided that I would write a post that allows us to focus on the reasons most people, including myself, think that Chris Brogan is a cool guy.
Just The Facts About Chris Brogan
1 Shortly after Al Gore read a Chris Brogan blog post, he invented the Internet
2 When Chris Brogan hits enter on his laptop the Internet turns on
3 Chris Brogan created the blogosphere by writing a post about it
4 Chris Brogan blog posts can be read by both the illiterate and the blind
5 The Googlebot is actually Chris Brogan
6 Chris Brogan doesn’t update status, the Internet automatically updates his status for him
7 One Chris Brogan tweet can power the state of Iowa for 17 hours with its awesomeness
8 When your iPhone drops a call it’s because Chris Brogan just asked a question on Twitter
9 Every time Chris Brogan is retweeted a dolphin swims under a rainbow
10 When Chris Brogan @replies you on Twitter you are momentarily immortal
11 Chris Brogan is able to render Flash videos on his iPhone just by touching it
12 Chris Brogan can pinch zoom himself from Boston to Los Angeles in 2.3 seconds
13 Chris Brogan’s transparency makes it impossible for him to use Chatroulette!
14 It was once thought that Amazon EC2 could contain Chris Brogan’s authenticity, it cannot
15 Superman paid Chris Brogan $22k for a full day session on becoming a Trust Agent
Special thanks to @sregular for brainstorming these with me.
Add Your Own
The comments are for you to add your own facts about Chris Brogan. But you can’t argue with the aforementioned facts, as they are irrefutable.
